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NFL Power Rankings: Week 9

I’ve refrained from doing Power Rankings until this, the halfway point in the NFL season, because of games like Week 8’s tilt between the Cardinals and Panthers and the Eagles matchup with the Raiders from Week 6.

Simply put, it takes about half a season before you really know what a team is made of.

And now that I feel I’ve got a fairly solid grasp of the contenders, the pretenders and the Jacksonville Jaguars, here is the very first GASB NFL Power Rankings:

32) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-7): There aren’t many bright spots this season for the once-proud swashbucklers. There’s Aqib Talib’s four interceptions and.. well, I guess that’s about it. Tampa Bay hopes to salvage the rest of the season by seeing how rookie quarterback Josh Freeman handles the speed and pressure of an NFL game.

31) St. Louis Rams (1-7): The NFL’s most offensively inept squad is on pace for just 148 points this season. Nineteen of the NFL’s other 31 teams have more points already.

30) Cleveland Browns (1-7): You’ve got to wonder if Eric Mangini’s woefully premature benching of Brady Quinn didn’t affect the confidence of the entire team. If so, Derek Anderson’s historically atrocious 36.2 passer rating isn‘t helping to raise that.

29) Kansas City Chiefs (1-6): Before the season kicked off, I said Matt Cassel is 2009’s version of 2008 Derek Anderson. A 54% completion rate and a meager 5.34 yards per throw is confirming my suspicions.

28) Detroit Lions (1-6): Injuries to rookie Matthew Stafford and receiver Calvin Johnson have certainly hurt the Lions’ chances to win games, but defensive lapses in the second half of games have hurt them more.

27) Washington Redskins (2-5): Two teams — Kansas City and Detroit — got their only wins against the Redskins. Vote of confidence from Dan Snyder or not, Jim Zorn can’t be comfortable in the NFC East’s basement.

26) Tennessee Titans (1-6): Chris Johnson single-handedly beat the Jacksonville Jaguars last week, but that defense is still leaking badly — just ask Maurice Jones-Drew’s 177 yards on only eight carries last week — and the schedule gets no easier with San Francisco, Houston, Arizona and Indianapolis coming up within the next five games.

Vince Young looked efficient in last week’s win, but the team cannot score enough points to keep up with all its allowing.

25) Oakland Raiders (2-6): Save a how-the-hell-did-this-happen win over the Philadelphia Eagles, the silver-and-black have been putrid on both sides of the ball and much if it stems from the lack of a run game.

Oakland has yet to field a 100-yard rusher, which puts all the pressure on an overwhelmed Jamarcus Russell and two rookie wideouts in Louis Murphy and Darrius Heyward-Bey.

24) Jacksonville Jaguars (3-4): The most mercurial team in the NFL to the season’s halfway point, Jacksonville comes out and beats Houston on the road one week and loses 41-0 to Seattle the next.

It’s in the interest of all parties involved to refrain from betting for, or against the Jaguars.

23) Seattle Seahawks (2-5): While the Jaguars are the league’s most mercurial team, the Seahawks are its most injured.

Seneca Wallace has filled in nicely for Matt Hasselbeck when asked, and Nate Burelson is quietly having an outstanding season, but season-ending injuries to linebacker Lofa Tatupu among others have created voids in the defense that backups have struggled to fill.

22) Carolina Panthers (3-4): It shouldn’t be a difficult formula.

DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart are each averaging almost five yards per carry with a combined 950 yards and nine touchdowns, but for reasons unbeknownst to anyone with common sense, Panthers coach John Fox is letting Jake Delhomme throw the ball. The result? A league-high 13 interceptions.

21) Buffalo Bills (3-5): The trainwreck of a no-huddle experiment was scrapped, but backup quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick is still having myriad issues getting the offense moving. Lee Evans isn’t getting the ball and neither is Terrell Owens, leading to lots of three-and-outs.

Those three-and-outs have put a lot of strain on a defense struggling to hold it together with the season-ending injuries to Kawika Mitchell and Leodis McKelvin. Strong safety Jairus Byrd has emerged as a bonafide star — seven interceptions in his last four games — but it’s not enough as the Bills rank dead last in rushing defense.

20) Miami Dolphins (3-4): The Jets completely stifled the wildcat in Week 8. Unfortunately for New York, and its playoff chances, it did not stifle Ted Ginn Jr. and his two 100-yard touchdown returns.

The Dolphins will need more out of first-year starter Chad Henne and the receiving corps, though, now that the blueprint for stopping Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams has been laid down.

19) New York Jets (4-4): If mouth-running counted in the win column, the Saints and Colts would have more company at the top of the NFL right now.

The reality is though, that (Oakland game not withstanding) the Jets are not playing good football. Mark Sanchez hasn’t looked as crisp as he did in the first three weeks and the once-vaunted defense is down to eleventh in total defense.

18) San Diego Chargers (4-3): The Chargers sit just two games back of the Denver Broncos for the lead in the AFC West, but San Diego’s record seems all smoke and mirrors.

Two wins over the Raiders, one over the Chiefs and one over the Dolphins is hardly anything to boast about, and with the Giants, Eagles and Broncos dotting the schedule over the next three weeks, we’re going to find out everything we need to know about the San Diego (not so super) Chargers.

17) San Francisco 49ers (3-4): It’s hard to get too down on Mike Singletary’s bunch with the schedule they’ve faced thus far. The 49ers losses are to the Vikings, Falcons, Texans and Colts — all teams with winning records and three out of the four were playoff teams last year.

Michael Crabtree has played well since joining the team, but it’s hard to ignore San Francisco losing both game he’s played in.

16) Chicago Bears (4-3): Jay Cutler’s play — 11 touchdowns and as many interceptions — has left a lot to be desired for the Bears, but it’s Matt Forte who most needs to step his game up.

The workhorse tailback has just one 100-yard game so far this season and his meager 3.5 yards per carry ranks in the bottom third of starters in the NFL. As Forte goes, so go the Bears and that could be trouble because there’s only three losing teams remaining on the schedule, and one of them is the always-stingy 49ers.

15) New York Giants (5-3): It seems like 5-0 was four seasons ago, doesn’t it?

The Giants should be very troubled by a few things: only one victory in four games against teams with winning records, Eli Manning has only one 300-yard game this season and the interceptions are piling up, and the rush defense is 19th in the league.

The G-Men need to correct those issues, and fast, if they want to stay afloat in a tight NFC East.

14) Arizona Cardinals (4-3): Before everyone jumps off the Cardinals bandwagon, remember that they play in the ultra-uncompetitive NFC West. They still get another game against the Seahawks and two against the Rams — that’s three wins there.

And I’d count last week’s loss to the Panthers as more of an aberration than a prelude of things to come. Arizona will be fine, especially once Anquan Boldin and Steve Breaston return to full health.

13) Green Bay Packers (4-3): Aaron Rodgers deserves an award. Not for a good-but-not-great 4-3 record, but for withstanding the WWE-like punishment he takes every week in dropping back behind that sieve of an offensive line.

The Pack have more or less conceded the NFC North to the Vikings, but a Wild Card berth is still a definite possibility, especially if Rodgers can stay healthy.

The linebacking corps of A.J. Hawk, Nick Barnett and Aaron Kampmann will keep them in every game, but Green Bay has to get Ryan Grant going; his best three games were against the Rams, Lions and Browns.

12) Houston Texans (5-3): The Houston Texans are two games above .500 for the first time in franchise history.

Amazing what a healthy Matt Schaub can do, isn’t it? Schaub leads the league in passing yards and is in a three-way tie the lead in touchdowns, but the season-ending injury to tight end Owen Daniels is going to really test his mettle.

I’m far from the first to say it, but Sunday’s tilt with the Colts is the biggest in franchise history.

11) Atlanta Falcons (4-3): The Falcons are losers of two straight but will get a chance to right the ship at home against the Redskins. Matt Ryan has looked skittish in the past two weeks and the ‘Skins have a formidable pass rush, so they’ll need to get up early.

Michael Turner had his best game of the season thus far against the Saints last week, a repeat performance would go a long way for the overall confidence of this squad.

10) Dallas Cowboys (5-2): I’ll begrudgingly admit that Tony Romo and Co. have looked damn solid the past two weeks, especially with the running game so bogged down.

Back-to-back road games against the Eagles and Packers will make this teams’ capabilities crystal clear.

9) Philadelphia Eagles (5-2): After an atrocious home loss to the Raiders that no Princeton-educated brain trust could figure out, the Eagles have bounced back nicely with consecutive division wins.

As is the case with the Giants, though, it’s tough to really know what to make of this team. Those Giants are the only team with a winning record that Philly has beaten, and a hobbled Brian Westbrook is going to have trouble getting past a Cowboys defensive line that’s suddenly flying around.

8 ) Baltimore Ravens (4-3): The Ravens righted the ship and saved their playoff chances with a statement win over the previously undefeated Broncos on Sunday.

The 4-3 mark isn’t going to wow anyone, but lets not forget the circumstances of those losses. The Ravens are a Mark Clayton touchdown catch, Ray Lewis non-penalty and a Steven Hauschka field goal away from 7-0.

Good news is the Ravens can simultaneously avenge that 17-14 loss to the Bengals when they visit Paul Brown Stadium this Sunday and take their place atop the AFC North.

7) Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2): Four consecutive wins and the Steelers have regained their confidence. They may not be earning any style points a close call against the Lions and just a two-score win over the lowly Browns, but with Ben Roethlisberger completing 70% of his passes and the James’ (Harrison and Farrior) blowing up opposing offenses, there’s not much to worry about in the Steel City.

6) New England Patriots (5-2): Leadership was the big worry of the 2009 Patriots. Bruschi. Vrabel. Harrison. Seymour. Four of the main cogs of New England’s three championship teams aren’t on the roster this year, but don’t look now, as the Patriots own the third-best scoring defense is football.

Oh, and that Tom Brady guy? Turns out he’s doing just fine too. The Patriots are in familiar territory — atop the AFC East.

5) Cincinnati Bengals (5-2): No, no I didn’t see this coming either.

Not many prognosticators did have the Bengals in the drivers seat of the AFC North at the halfway point in the season, but with wins over the Steelers and Bengals so far this season, that’s just where they are.

This team will go as far as Carson Palmer, Cedric Benson and the revitalized offense will take them. And for once, that’s reason for the Bengals faithful to smile.

4) Denver Broncos (6-1): The Baltimore Ravens exposed exactly what I’ve said all season long is the Broncos’ weakness; their offense is not built to play from behind.

Their defense has made sure it wasn’t an issue so far this season, and don’t assume that many teams will be able to do to Denver what Joe Flacco and Ray Rice were able to, but it’s now known the Denver Broncos — though still a top-tier team — are plenty beatable.

3) Minnesota Vikings (7-1): Brett Favre has sixteen touchdowns so far this season. Normal enough, right? Brett Favre has three interceptions so far this season.

Wait, what?

I’m not quite sure how Brad Childress reined in the ‘ol gunslinger, but it’s working to perfection even in spite of a noticeably weaker Vikings defense.

2) Indianapolis Colts (7-0): The Colts had a bit of a scare last week in spite of Peyton Manning throwing for a typically Peyton Manning 350 yards, but that they gutted out a four-point win in which they trailed in the fourth quarter bodes well for the rest of the season.

If they hold off the surging Texans, they control their own destiny the rest of the way.

1) New Orleans Saints (7-0): The New Orleans Saints are the most complete team in football. Drew Brees has a litany of offensive weapons in both the run and pass game, Darren Sharper has more interceptions than most wide receivers have catches, and Will Smith is having a monster year at defensive end.
What’s most discouraging for the Saints’ opponents is that shutting down Drew Brees barely makes them less dangerous.

Mike Bell, Pierre Thomas and Reggie Bush comprise the most dynamic backfield in football, and the defense leads the league in both takeaways and defensive touchdowns.

At this point, it looks like the only roadblock between the Saints and the Super Bowl is time.

– Jordan Rogowski

NFL Week 7 picks and predictions

The next two weeks may very well determine the course of the NFL season.

With three unbeaten as many winless teams remaining through six weeks of action, these next couple crops of matchups should go a long way in giving clues as to whether or not those unbeaten and winless teams will remain such when Week 17 comes to a close.

The smart money is on no team winning or losing 16, but in a season that’s been anything but ordinary, that money may not be so smart after all.

I went 11-3 last week to move to my best standing of the season at 60-30.

On wit ze show…

Green Bay (3-2)  @ Cleveland (1-5):

Aaron Rodgers finally had his 2009 coming out party in style against the 29th-ranked Detroit secondary last week and this week will be more of the same against a Cleveland team ranked 23rd.

Greg Jennings, fresh off a 1,000-yard receiving season, has yet to have the breakout game that Rodgers had and now’s as good a time as any. He’s going into the game with just one touchdown reception on the season, but there’s a very good chance he’ll be leaving with two or three.

Especially given how much the Browns’ defense will be on the field.

Derek Anderson is venturing into Jamarcus Russell’s realm in completing just 44% of his passes and he’s got three times as many interceptions as touchdowns. Against the Packers’ speedy 3-4 squad, look for the number of interceptions to spike while the touchdown count remains stagnant as ever.

JORDAN SAYS: Packers 30, Browns 6

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San Diego (2-3) @ Kansas City (1-5):

Few things in life make me happier than watching Philip Rivers fail.

And I don’t care that he’s commanding the fifth-best passing offense in football, nor do I care that he’s thrown seven touchdowns to three INTs. What I care about is Rivers losing games, and he’s been damn efficient at that.

WITH APOLOGIZES TO BEAKER

WITH APOLOGIES TO BEAKER

Some people may cite the Chargers having the NFL’s most inept run game, or a defense that can’t stop anyone — not I. I place 200% of the blame on Philip Rivers. Fair or not, this is his team. Not LDT’s, not Merriman’s, and certainly not Norv Turner’s. It’s his team that eked out a win over the hapless Raiders thanks to a terrible no-touchdown call. It’s his team that barely held off a Miami team that had yet to click.

And now it’s his team that’s going to lose to the Kansas City Chiefs.

A bold claim? Yes. Crazy? No. The Chiefs have been in every game but a loss to the Eagles; they played the Ravens, Chiefs and Giants well into the fourth quarter and Dallas into overtime before bad tackling did them in.

It only takes one win to change momentum, and KC got that last week.

JORDAN SAYS: Chiefs 20, Chargers 19

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Indianapolis (5-0) @ St. Louis (0-6):

Getcha popcorn ready.

Lets just put the cards on the table right now:

  • Peyton Manning has thrown for over 300 yards in every game so far this season.
  • St. Louis is surrendering over 250 yards per game through the air.
  • Bob Sanders — the same Bob Sanders that has put more people on the IR than the rest of the NFL combined — is making his 2009 debut for the Colts.
  • The Rams are putting up an NFL-worst nine points per game.
  • Reggie Wayne.

Bet it.

JORDAN SAYS: Colts 37, Rams 3

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Minnesota (6-0) @ Pittsburgh (4-2):

The world is in love with the Minnesota Vikings. And who can blame them? The ol’ gunslinger, Adrian Peterson, Percy Harvin, Jared Allen, Antoine Winfield.

MUSTACHES = SACKS. IT'S SCIENCE, DON'T QUESTION IT.

MUSTACHES = SACKS. IT'S SCIENCE, DON'T QUESTION IT.

What about this team isn’t exciting?

The Vikings have a dirty little secret, though. One that nobody is talking about.

Minnesota isn’t blowing anyone out — unless you count the barely-an-NFL-franchise-Rams — not even the bad teams. The Vikings hold two-score wins over the Lions and Browns and beat the Packers, 49ers and Ravens by a combined 11 points. I know, I know — a win is a win. You can’t argue results. But Minnesota is due for a rude awakening.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to give it to them.

Ben Roethlisberger is leading the second-best passing offense in the NFL and Rashard Mendenhall is averaging 5.1 yards per carry since usurping the starting tailback spot from (not so) fast Willie Parker. And the former juggernaut of a Vikings defense has come back to the middle of the pack in allowing over 90 rush yards a game and 250 pass yards a game.

If Roethlisberger can protect the ball from Jared “the mad mullet” Allen, the Steelers will score enough to win.

JORDAN SAYS: Steelers 24, Vikings 17

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New England (4-2) @ Tampa Bay (0-6):

This one is very, very simple.

The suddenly revitalized Patriots dropped 435 yards on the Tennessee Titans last week. In the first half. The Buccaneers give up more big pass plays than any team in football and surrender over 28 points per game.
Something tells me this game won’t be competitive past the quarter, either.

Tom Brady has only been sacked seven times all season, and his offensive line is going to have all the time in the world against a defense that has registered a paltry ten sacks on the year. All the talk about Brady being gun shy and unsure in the pocket will be for naught as he picks apart the Tampa Bay defense with slants to Welker and deep outs and crosses to Randy Moss.

Laurence Maroney — named the No. 1 tailback in the wake of injuries to Sammy Morris and Fred Taylor — will have free reign between the tackles thanks to a Tampa defense that will have to routinely drop seven or eight into coverage.

JORDAN SAYS: Patriots 32, Buccaneers 9

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San Francisco (3-2) @ Houston (3-3):

The 49ers have had two weeks to stew over a blowout home loss to the Atlanta Falcons. Two weeks for Mike Singletary to rev up his players. Two weeks for Frank Gore to get healthy.

THE BEST PART OF WAKIN... WAIT SORRY, WRONG GUY

THE BEST PART OF WAKING U... WAIT SORRY, WRONG GUY

That all spells trouble for a Texans team riding a high after knocking off the Cincinnati Bengals.

San Francisco has to fly to Indianapolis next week to take on what will surely be a 6-0 Colts team, and the gravity of going into a premier matchup at 3-3 is something Singletary will make sure is not lost on any of his players. He’ll need to have that defense, the secondary especially, focused on a Houston team that has scored at least 20 points in five of six games on this season.

Matt Schaub is quietly having a Pro-Bowl season in throwing for over 1,800 yards with a 65% completion rate and a league-high 14 touchdowns. He’s got four 200-yard receivers on the team and running back Steve Slaton at his disposal, too.

Fortunately for the 49ers, the Texans give points up as freely as they score them.

JORDAN SAYS: 49ers 28, Texans 27

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Buffalo (2-4) @ Carolina (2-3):

I hate to do this to my own team, but this is GASB’s “go on a beer run, take a nap, file your taxes early or vacuum behind the entertainment center instead” game of the week.

JORDAN SAYS: Panthers 21, Bills 9

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New York Jets (3-3) @ Oakland (2-4):

I don’t know who paid who to make it happen, but Jamarcus Russell looked like a bona fide NFL quarterback last week. If I was to give you some Trent Dilfer-esque insight, I may say “Jamarcus Russell played well at the quarterback position.”

He made good reads, he was judicious with the ball, he completed over 55% of his passes and was only sacked twice. The important part, though? He won the football game. Moreso even than Philadelphia lost it. But don’t expect a repeat performance.

Not even against the I-told-you-they-were-overrated New York Jets.

Expect Rex Ryan to tighten the reigns this week on Mark Sanchez, leaving the Jets offense to Thomas Jones and Leon Washington — a tandem that ran for over 300 yards last week against a run defense that’s statistically not much worse than what the Raiders will bring to the table.

JORDAN SAYS: Jets 20, Raiders 12

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Atlanta (4-1) @ Dallas (3-2):

Lets give an honest appraisal of a Cowboys team that is not as good as their middle-of-the-road record would have you believe. They’ve beaten a winless Tampa Bay team, a then-winless Panthers team and a then-winless Chiefs team.

The two winning teams Dallas has played — New York Giants and Denver — resulted in losses.

BETTER THAN THE SHIRTLESS VOLLEYBALL-PLAYING ICEMAN

BETTER THAN THE SHIRTLESS VOLLEYBALL-PLAYING ICEMAN

Dallas’ offense has the capacity to turn it on when Romo isn’t doing his best Favre-in-a-four-INT-game impression and Felix Jones is healthy (he’s not), but Atlanta is allowing the fourth-fewest points per game and has a better offense to boot.

Matt Ryan is a maestro in the pocket and with targets like Roddy White, Tony Gonzalez and Michael Jenkins to throw to, the Falcons will be able to stretch the field and pound Michael Turner up the middle to the tune of a two-score win.

JORDAN SAYS: Falcons 27, Cowboys 13

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Chicago (3-2) @ Cincinnati (4-2):

This game is the reason the Bengals fell last week to Houston.

Cinci was no doubt preoccupied by a terrific opportunity to make their first statement against a solid NFC team, and its not going to let that opportunity slide.

Both teams are in the middle of the pack on offense and on defense, with the one difference being the run game and the Bears’ inability to get Matt Forte going thus far. One of last season’s most promising rookies has floundered so far this season, only breaking the 100-yard mark against the Lions. He’s averaging just 3.4 yards per carry and that puts even more pressure on Jay Cutler to make plays downfield.

The Bengals will take full advantage.

With 16 sacks so far this season, Cinci ranks fourth in the league and its five interceptions is good for a tie for fifth.

This should be a close contest, but in the end the Bengals’ run game is the difference.

JORDAN SAYS: Bengals 23, Bears 21

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New Orleans (5-0) @ Miami (2-3):

Miami has some solid momentum after reeling off two straight victories against division opponents, but no team in the NFL is hotter than the New Orleans Saints.

Every aspect of this team is clicking in ways it never has before. Brees is an early MVP candidate and his video game-like numbers almost don’t seem real. Through just five games, Brees has amassed 1,400 yards, 13 touchdowns and a 70% completion ratio. He’s got a five-headed monster in the passing game that includes Marques Colston, Robert Meachem, Lance Moore, Jeremy Shockey and Reggie Bush.

The Saints have a three-headed monster to match in the run game with Pierre Thomas, Mike Bell and Reggie Bush.

This team is flat-out scary.

The much-improved defense is causing coaches just as many sleepless nights with its league-leading 11 interceptions and Will Smith-led defensive line. Miami will have a harder time running on the Saints than any team its played this year and Darren Sharper is always lurking in the secondary, and he’s got to be chomping at the bit waiting for Chad Henne to be throwing in just his third career start.

JORDAN SAYS: Saints 35, Dolphins 14

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Arizona (3-2) @ New York Giants (5-1):

After an extremely slow start, the Arizona Cardinals are finding their legs after back-to-back wins. Kurt Warner isn’t looking quite as old as he did against the 49ers and Colts early on in the season.

Don’t expect that to continue against a Giants team that is going to be home and mad as hell after being embarrassed by the Saints.

KURT WARNER: GET ACQUAINTED

KURT WARNER: GET ACQUAINTED

Since the Cardinals’ run game is a complete non-factor, New York’s pass-rushers can get after Warner and with linebackers changing their looks in zone blitzes, he’s liable to throw at least a couple of picks. It’s not just the defense that wants redemption after last week, though.

Eli Manning needs a bounce-back game and he’ll get it against the 31st-ranked pass defense in the NFL. Steve Smith, Mario Manningham and Hakeem Nicks will all get ample looks. And it’s a catch-22 for the Cardinals; if they rush more than four, Ahmad Bradshaw will be taking bubble screens for 15+ yards regularly. If they drop six or seven in pass coverage, Brandon Jacobs will pummel through a spread-out offensive line.

Giants get back on track.

JORDAN SAYS: Giants 27, Cardinals 10

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Philadelphia (3-2) @ Washington (2-3):

Last week I wrote that the Oakland Raiders were a “trainwreck of biblical proportions.”

Is there something higher than biblical proportions? Because that’s where the Washington Redskins are at right now. The (meddling) owner has no faith in the coach, the coach has no faith in the players, the players have no faith in the gameplan and the (two remaining) fans have no faith in anything.

Smells like a blowout.

JORDAN SAYS: Eagles 26, Resdskins 6.

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BYE: Denver, Detroit, Tennessee, Seattle, Jacksonville, Baltimore.

– Jordan Rogowski

Week 4: The Fantasy Football Follow-Up

The first portion of the Follow-Up will be devoted to recapping my picks for the past week, and we’ll keep track throughout the season (Nailed it – Got Nailed – Wash). For those of you that checked out the F3 for Week 4, here’s how my picks came out…

Nailed It (Great call!)

Aaron Rodgers (QB, Green Bay): Didn’t walk away with the win, but ended up with a very good week, despite finding his back to the ground often. (384 yards, 2 TDs, 1 INT)

Steve Slaton (RB, Houston): On the ground, through the air, Slaton bounced back. Nice week. (65 rushing yards, 1 rushing TD, 24 receiving yards, 1 receiving TD)

Steve Smith (WR, New York Giants): Ohhhhh yeaaaaah! The definition of nailing it! Absolute monster week for Smith, who has cemented himself as the stud of the Giants’ receivers. (11 catches, 134 yards, 2 TDs)

Mike Sims-Walker (WR, Jacksonville): Nailed this one. Out of the Jacksonville receivers, he’s the guy, and looks to be a must-start going forward. (11 catches, 92 yards, 2 TDs).

Vernon Davis (TE, San Francisco): TEs that reach paydirt are a big help each week. Davis has gotten there three times in the past two weeks. (3 catches, 43 yards, 1 TD).

BONAFIDE THREAT

BONAFIDE THREAT

Chris Cooley (TE, Washington): 5 catches, 65 yards, 1 TD, and the best quote you’ll ever read post-game (via Twitter): “Our team is like Viagra…we make it hard every week. But who cares, we won.” He’s the reason they did…

49ers (D/ST, San Francisco): Patrick Willis went nuts! Big weeks like this aren’t easy to come by, and it would be foolish to expect three return TDs again, but I nailed it this week!

Lawrence Tynes (K, New York Giants): No. 1 ranked kicker in the league this year. Stick with him, period.

Got Nailed (Terrible call!)

Matt Schaub (QB, Houston): This was bad. Just a 50% completion rate, 224 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT. Nnamdi Asomugha accounts for a drop in any QBs numbers, but it shouldn’t have been this big.

Jason Campbell (QB, Washington): Ugly. I tried to hedge my bet in picking Campbell by explaining it might be a stretch and it turns out I was right. Not on him, but on the fact that it was a stretch. (170 yards, 2 TDs, 3 INTs)

A BELTWAY BOMB

A BELTWAY BOMB

Darren McFadden (RB, Oakland): I’m so sorry. If you played him, I definitely owe you a beer. (-3 yards rushing, 5 yards receiving, and an injury)

Ryan Lindell (K, Buffalo): Sorry about that, he did virtually nothing as a result of his team getting housed.

Jay Feely (K, New York Jets): See above, minus the housing… New Orleans was the better team Sunday.

Wash (Probably didn’t kill you…)

Fred Jackson (RB, Buffalo): So he managed double-digit fantasy points in most leagues. Apparently, the timeshare prediction took a bigger toll than expected… (42 yards rushing, 26 yards receiving). I predicted 50 rushing, 50 receiving, so all in all, you probably weren’t killed by playing him.

Vincent Jackson (WR, San Diego): He didn’t pop off like I had expected, but he finished in the middle of the pack among WRs in Week 4, so he probably isn’t responsible if you had a poor week. (4 catches, 56 yards)

Jeremy Shockey (TE, New Orleans): Four catches and 34 yards isn’t a terrible TE week, and you should be pleased that he didn’t completely murder you, as he’s been known to do.

Bengals (D/ST, Cincinnati): 13 points in most leagues. They gave up 20 points to a bad Browns team, but they countered that with the always pleasant return TD. This pick couldn’t have killed you.

Redskins (D/ST, Washington): Held the Bucs to 13 points on the day, and without being too flashy, scored you 14. Not bad.

* (8-5-5, 0.583) after Week 4. Not bad!

Haterade:

Dwayne Bowe (WR, Kansas City): Complete non-factor against the Giants.

Roy E. Williams (WR, Dallas): Not No. 1 receiver numbers, by any calculation. (3 catches, 35 yards)

ROCK ON, CFL

ROCK ON, CFL

LT & Darren Sproles (RBs, San Diego): A total of 15 yards receiving and rushing between the two. Yikes.

* (3-0, 1.000) when it comes to hate!

“Big Johnson”:

Chris Johnson (RB, Tennessee): Kudos to Calvin for knocking Chris to only the 2nd “Biggest Johnson” in Week 4.

* (0-1 0.000) calling the Johnson’s.

Week 4’s Top Performers: Fluke or For Real

Quarterbacks

#1. Peyton Manning – Indianapolis Colts

FOR REAL: More of the same. Obvious play. Do I need to say more?

#2. Jay Cutler ­– Chicago Bears

FOR REAL: The numbers weren’t astounding, but the efficiency was. Cutler went 18-of-28, for 141 yards and two TDs through the air, one on the ground. Surrounded by no-names, Jay has been outstanding. He’s definitely FOR REAL.

#3. Aaron Rodgers – Green Bay Packers

FOR REAL: I told you last week that Aaron Rodgers was the better quarterback between he and Brett Favre. Favre outshined Rodgers on Monday night picking up a win in “Favre-ageddon”. Don’t overlook the fact that Aaron played at an extremely high level, under serious pressure throughout the game. He is still FOR REAL.

Running Backs

#1. Rashard Mendenhall ­– Pittsburgh Steelers

FOR REAL: FOR REAL, for now… With Willie Parker nursing an injury, I feel comfortable endorsing Mendenhall in the short term. He capitalized on his opportunity this past week by laying down a performance leaving him head and shoulders above the rest of the RBs.

FAST WILLIE WHO?

FAST WILLIE WHO?

The second-year player boasted a performance of 165 yards on the ground and two TDs, with a few catches in there as well. If he lives up to the reputation he was drafted for, he should thrive in a run-first Pittsburgh offense, assuming Parker is sidelined. With Willie on his last leg, I think Mendenhall has a bright future.

#2. Ronnie Brown – Miami Dolphins

FLUKE: The Miami offense is clearly “feast or famine”. If the Wildcat gets roaring, Brown blows up for video game numbers. However, the Wildcat doesn’t always work, and the Dolphins don’t get to run all over the Bills each week. I can’t say he’s FOR REAL because the consistency just isn’t there, and you always have to consider Ricky “High Times” Williams as a threat to steal carries.

#3. Matt Forte – Chicago Bears

FOR REAL: I was really high on Forte going into the season. I, admittedly, have a love affair with pass-catching RBs, but Forte impressed on the ground this week even moreso. He averaged 10+ yards per carry for 126 yards and a TD. He’s FOR REAL, and definitely worth the top 5 pick you spent on him.

Wide Receivers

#1. Steve Smith – New York Giants

FOR REAL: Close the book on the “No. 1 Receiver on the Giants” discussion. It’s over. Smith is FOR REAL, and the gap isn’t small between he and the other Giants receivers. Domenik “Nicked Up” Hixon and Mario “No Hands” Manningham have taken the backseat. Look for Smith to keep up his impressive pace. P.S. 11 catches for 134 yards and 2 scores… Wow.

#2. Mohammed Massaquoi – Cleveland Browns

FLUKE: First off, you’re probably thinking, who is this? Good question! On a serious note, I’ve had my eye on this guy for a few weeks, and I’ve seen a lot of upside. It’s always smart to check out No. 2 receivers on teams with studs at No. 1. Chances are the No. 1 will get doubled, which will give more chances to the No. 2. Here’s the problem though —  as of this morning, that No. 1 stud is gone, so the days of eight catches for 148 yards are likely gone too.

#3. Calvin Johnson – Detroit Lions

FOR REAL: “Megatron” is a beast. For the record, it doesn’t matter if its Matt Stafford or Daunte Culpepper throwing to him, he’s going to dominate most corners week to week. In Week 4, Calvin didn’t even need a touchdown to be the No. 3 receiver for the week, which says a lot.

Tight Ends

#1. Jermichael Finley – Green Bay Packers

FOR REAL: I’ll catch flack for this one, but I have been high on Finley since training camp. While his performance Monday night is way too high to be expected consistently, I think you can bank on him playing a big part in the Green Bay passing game. Keep an eye on him, and don’t be surprised if he turns out to be FOR REAL…

#2. Antonio Gates – San Diego Chargers

FOR REAL: I predicted big plays to come from Vincent Jackson against the Pittsburgh secondary, and Gates assumed that role. Falling way behind the Steelers, the Chargers were forced to throw, almost exclusively, and Gates reaped the benefits. Nine catches, 124  yards, and two TDs is proof positive. He won’t do that again, but he’s still in the TE elite.

#3. Heath Miller – Pittsburgh Steelers

FLUKE: This was a tough call. Here’s the deal, I like Miller. I like the TE to get looks in Pittsburgh’s offense. I just look around and visualize a run, run, Hines Ward, run, run Santonio Holmes-type strategy going forward. I don’t feel comfortable telling you guys to buy Miller. There’s a lot of talent in the Steelers’ offense, and I think he finds his way to the back of the shuffle, more so than the back of the end-zone, which he did twice Sunday.

Defense / Special Teams

#1. San Francisco 49ers

FOR REAL: YES! I’ll admit, pitching a shutout against the Rams isn’t the greatest of accomplishments, but the 49ers showed some serious teeth making turnovers touchdowns on Sunday. I really think the 49ers can be a turnover machine, and it could turn out that Singletary’s intensity trickles down to his players. I’m in.

PANTS: OPTIONAL

PANTS: OPTIONAL

#2. New Orleans Saints

FLUKE: It had to happen sooner or later. Rookie QBs are never invincible. I don’t think that the Saints have an elite defense, I just think they played at an elite level Sunday, in a game so big the Jets’ savior couldn’t handle. They capitalized on his mistakes, and I credit them for that, but I’m not seeing the Saints as a dominant D.

#3. Houston Texans

FLUKE: Nope. The points this week belong to Jacoby Jones’ return. No thanks. Up until this week, Houston’s D/ST were painting the cellar. They should be better, but they’re not. Don’t be fooled by the big points put up this week. They’re a bad D with streaky special teams. They’ll probably find their way onto this list again before seasons end, but they’ll stay near the bottom more often.

Kickers

#1. Josh Scobee – Jacksonville Jaguars

FLUKE: Do not, I repeat, do not count on Scobee. Week 4 was a serious blowout, and he racked up tons of XPs, but don’t expect it going forward. No way.

#2. Robbie Gould – Chicago Bears

FOR REAL: See above, except I think you can expect it going forward. I really like kickers in offenses that can move the ball, without serious big play threats. I see Gould hanging out near the top.

#3. Adam Vinatieri – Indianapolis Colts

FOR REAL: As a Patriots fan, his departure to the Colts broke my heart. He has lost the luster of his Superbowl heroics, but he’ll be finishing off many XPs, and in a dome, is money between the hashes. I loved him on the Pats, but without bias, he’s for real.

* Check back on Friday for the Week 5 F3, where I’ll make my fantasy picks for the upcoming weekend. As always, any questions or comments can be posted here or emailed to briangrimsley@gmail.com.